.............y0u @r3 p33ping int0 33 lif3!!

fin@lly...
d@ l0v3ly $n0wy whit3 w00f3r i$ $itting rit3 infr0nt 0f m3^____^V
intr0ducing d@ $0nic g3@r-3v0 7


w3ll...
kind@ "tr@gic" i wud $@y t0 g3t thi$ g@dg3t!!
i b33n w@itting f0r it fr0m n3@rby 0utl3t $inc3 d@ p@$T f3w w33k$...
y3t...
it j$ $0 fr3@king h@rd t0 g3t @n 3v0 7 whit3 c0l0r!
w3ll...
@cc0rding t0 th3m d@ r@ti0 whit3:bl@ck = 1:100 =__=""
ok..b@c t0 d@ $t0ry...
0ut 0f $p0nt@n30u$ d3ci$i0n y3$t3rd@y...
i d3cid3d t0 @$k m@ h0u$3m@t3 t0 h3lp m3 purch@$3 it @t l0wy@t $inc3 hi$ g0ing th3r3..
gu3$$ W@t!!
d@ "fr@gil3" sn0wy @ctu@Lly "burnt" within 7 min$ @ft3r i 0n it!!!
wtf!! *$w3@t* t@t'$ why i nvr int3nd3d t0 buy $tuff$ @t l0wy@t!!!
j$ 0ut 0f d3$p3r@ti0n!!!
& t@t'$ d@ c0n$3qu3nc3$...
th3r3f0r...
0n ti$ l0v3ly $@t,i h@v3 t0 driv3 @ll d@ W@y t0 t@t $up3rbly c0ng3$t3d @r3@!!
urghhh...
thi$ i$ m@ limit3d w33k3nd which i'm $upp0$3 t0 r3l@x & l@z 0n m@ b3d...
y3t...
$igh...

@nyw@y...@t l3@$T i h@d @ gr3@t m3@l @t w3ndy'$...
huhu...w@t @ nic3 1/4p0und$ b33f burg3r...juicy+yummylici0u$^___^
& $up3rbly bl0@t3d m@n!!


hmmm...
@nyw@y g0t b@c @ h3@lthy $n0wy 3v07 dy...
h@h@...
bl@$ting m@ $0ng$ 0ut l0ud...
3@r$ $@ti$f@cti0n m@m@...^___^

kyl3: m@ $n0wy 0ffici@Lly b3@t$ ur w00f3r!!mu@h@H@..btw,bunch 0f th@nk$ f0r @cc0mp@ny m3 & h3lp3d m3 c@rri3d d@ h3@vy $n0wy...@rig@t0!!